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CEDAR-FUCKIN-POINT DUUUUUDE!!!!

2006-08-26T17:55:00.000-07:00

We are so outta here next weekend! This is gonna rock. I love cedar POint and shit. THere is nothin like the view (after a couple 'rips) from the top of that roller coaster. I forget what its called, you know, the big one with the cool view. Last time we was there, some kid fell off the Tilt-a-World and broke his wrist or something. Now that i'm a doctor I always feel like obligated to go over and try to help so don't no one break their wrist or nothing else this time ok.

But anyways. We got hotel rooms and all, we're gonna be there THREE WHOLE DAYS FUCK YEH!!! That shold be a game show: "I can trash this hotel room in 5 minutes." Cause I can. Me an Vince once built a fort with beer cases on the balcony about 50 stories up, then it all fell over and i don't know what happened after that, we never heard about it. It was Vince's fault cause he kept flingng rubber bands at it. I told him to knock it off but he was all drunk and shit.

Love,
Medoc

Where We Was

2006-07-29T13:08:00.000-07:00

SOme of you regular readers (ya right!) might have notice that the whole Manor was gone for like over a week and shit. We was on vacation. Up on Lee's island. And the fuckin 'net was down there for THE WHOLE DAMN TIME. I couldnt' get to the porn sites or my emails or nothin. Qwite couldt' even fix it, cause she said the cable was like, bad or somethning. When we got back I had like 4000 messages in my inbox. I dont know why I keep getting crap from viagara. I dont got a problem there or nothing. I should send them a picture! Photographc proof and shit. What a bunch of dumb-asses.

Love,
Medoc

The forums all fucked up

2006-06-22T10:00:00.000-07:00

Am i gonna have to kick someones ass. Cause you know what, now that I'm a doctor i know where it's REALLY gonna hurt.

Love
Medoc

Backyard Wrasslin

2006-06-14T11:18:00.000-07:00

Ok! THe Complex Manor Backyard Wrasslin Associatin is officially open. I started the festiviteis last night by totally shoving Vince's dumb ass in the hole where the stupid outdoor jacuzzis' gonna be, and he yanked my feet out from under me, but then I got his neck in a major leg-lock and he was like chokin an shit. It was so funny. But then Leesah turned the goddam hose on us so we wouldnt track mud all over the hous and Vince totally grabbed her and threw her in the mud with us! That'll teach her for sprayin me with the hose, right? She aint talking to us yet. But you can tell she liked it. Ok. So anyone in the yard is officially fair game this year. Mud wrassling is optional depending on how much mud we got back there and how close youre standing to it when you get nabbed.

This is so gonna rock.

Love,
Medoc

That's more like it

2006-05-28T19:03:00.000-07:00

Now it's all nice out, we can lay out on the balconies and stuff. It was way hot today, so I'm hangin out here with my laptop, a foo-foo drink (shut up, it's got ice and fruit), layin in the deck chair, wearin nothing but a pair of fish nets. There's meat marinating in the fridge for tomorrow, and Winnie's makin that KICK-ASS potatoo salad.

This is the fuckin' life.

Later we're gonna set off bottle rockets. Don't worry, wel'l wait 'till everyones asleep.

I wonder if we got any pudding.

Love,
Medoc

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

2006-05-11T09:13:00.000-07:00

HERE I AM POSTING IN MY FUCKIN BLOG.

Put the damn cattle prod away.

All the noise outside better fuckin STOP really damn soon ok, 'cause I'm NOT gonna listen to that shit every day. Get the pool done, and shut the fuck up. What do we need another pool for anyways? We got one in the basement already. How hedonish can we get? Maybe we need another house too. Oh right, I forgot, some of us already have other houses. Howcome they can't build pools at those houses, and leave the back yard here alone?

YEAH im' bein a crab today. You got a problem with that? Im going downstairs to get coffee then i'm going back up to my room and I'm gonna sit here an watch TV all day. Unless by SOME MIRACLE I FALL BACK ASLEEP.

Fuckers.

Love, Medoc

I am in so much troubl

2006-04-17T18:05:00.000-07:00

Remember a couple posts down i was talking about my girlfriend Donna and how I couldn't link to her blog cause she doesnt have one? Well finally she got a blog and I didn't make a link to it within like 5 seconds, so I'm in all kinds of deep shit. So here's a fuckin link. I'll put one on the side too. Hows about I'll get it tattood on my ass.

Love,
Medoc

This sux

2006-04-06T19:28:00.000-07:00

When the fuck is it gonna get warm enough out there for layin out in the deck chairs ? I mean without a damn jacket on. I mean like, with shorts. Or NOTHING!

But its gonna be cool soon when it warms up. We've had a kickball thing goin on every summer for like forever, but this year wer'e gonna do fuckin BACKYARD WRESTLING!!!!! I am so totally gonna kick Vinces' butt. Dude, youre paste ok.

THe girls think we're totally crazy but thats ok, they can come around and jiggle for us like on TV wrestlin. I bet Donna could kick Vinces' ass too but dont tell him that cause he's like my bud ok.

Oh! I bet you wanna know ALL ABOUT my 'pharmaceticles development" class thing. Right? Fuck yeah. I'll sum it up for you. A brief synopsis. It was just about some of hte new pain killers that are coming out, and what to do about the ones that was makin all that trouble last year. Basically, there's some new painkillers coming out (but it's not like Earth is ever gonna see any of them until we seriously rewrite some of the interplanetary trade regulations), they're way cool. And don't go prescribing the old ones, cause they like kill people and shit. (Dont worry, I can get you some of the off-planet stuff.) ANyways it was just a couple afternoons and I got to get new boots and hit the bars the one night so it wasn't so bad but it was still kinda lame, anyone who bothers to read JAMA and BMJ and the Lancet knows most of that already ok. Duh.

That sound you hear now is Donna kickin my butt for that jiggling comment.

Love,
Medoc

So i better put another one up now

2006-03-28T00:22:00.000-08:00

I got like 7 comments on my last thing i put here but like my brother sez I cant sit on my laurels for very long, I gotta stick a new thing up once in awhile.

What the fuck is laurels and why would i sit on one. Unless maybe it vibrates or somethin cool like that ok.

I dont know what to talk about. My girlfriend Donna is cool, but she doesnt got a blog or nothing yet so I cant link to her. Dude! It was so funny, we were in the garage ok, gettin shit out of the car from the liquor store, and then Vince dude comes through and tries to pick through the bags and grab shit, and she's all "Get your fuckin hands out of them bags", and he goes "make me" or something (they dont get a long too well in case you don't know all of us) and she's like "i'll break your goddamn fingers, that'll make you" but by then I was in the house cause I dont wanna listen to their shit any more than I have to besides they always expect me to start takin sides and I don't want no part of that ok. Anyways by the time I came back out they each had a bottle open and half gone and they were still bitching at each other like they forgot to come in the house. That was the funny part.

Maybe you had to be there. Whatever.

Love,
Medoc

Ah-right, here it goes

2006-03-20T11:14:00.000-08:00

Ok. I'm on the goddam internet now. Everyon else around here has been like months doin blogs and shit so I figured i better get my ass on the computer. Not sure what i'm gonna put in here but it's gonna be somethin cool ok.

Now i gotta learn how to do a link. Hey Jymi-dude, how do I do a link?

Kick ass. right on. Ok, check this shit out. My dumbass brother had a blog set up like months ago an he's not doin shit with it yet. Alls thats up there is a test page. Dude at least i can type somethin!

Im just kiddin ok. He's not really a dumbass. He's really actually pretty fuckin smart. He knows im just kidding. 'Scuze me, I gotta do somethin a sec here.

Whooooooooo! Thas' better. Hey, you know what? When you become a doctor, you're like NEVER done with school. You ALWAYS gotta take more fuckin classes and shit. So even thogh I'm like a PhD now, I gotta go take a goddamn 'pharmaceutical development" class next week.

Tha's it for now.
Love,
Medoc