CEDAR-FUCKIN-POINT DUUUUUDE!!!!

We are so outta here next weekend! This is gonna rock. I love cedar POint and shit. THere is nothin like the view (after a couple 'rips) from the top of that roller coaster. I forget what its called, you know, the big one with the cool view. Last time we was there, some kid fell off the Tilt-a-World and broke his wrist or something. Now that i'm a doctor I always feel like obligated to go over and try to help so don't no one break their wrist or nothing else this time ok.

But anyways. We got hotel rooms and all, we're gonna be there THREE WHOLE DAYS FUCK YEH!!! That shold be a game show: "I can trash this hotel room in 5 minutes." Cause I can. Me an Vince once built a fort with beer cases on the balcony about 50 stories up, then it all fell over and i don't know what happened after that, we never heard about it. It was Vince's fault cause he kept flingng rubber bands at it. I told him to knock it off but he was all drunk and shit.

Love,
Medoc

Where We Was

SOme of you regular readers (ya right!) might have notice that the whole Manor was gone for like over a week and shit. We was on vacation. Up on Lee's island. And the fuckin 'net was down there for THE WHOLE DAMN TIME. I couldnt' get to the porn sites or my emails or nothin. Qwite couldt' even fix it, cause she said the cable was like, bad or somethning. When we got back I had like 4000 messages in my inbox. I dont know why I keep getting crap from viagara. I dont got a problem there or nothing. I should send them a picture! Photographc proof and shit. What a bunch of dumb-asses.

Love,
Medoc

The forums all fucked up

Am i gonna have to kick someones ass. Cause you know what, now that I'm a doctor i know where it's REALLY gonna hurt.

Love
Medoc

Backyard Wrasslin

Ok! THe Complex Manor Backyard Wrasslin Associatin is officially open. I started the festiviteis last night by totally shoving Vince's dumb ass in the hole where the stupid outdoor jacuzzis' gonna be, and he yanked my feet out from under me, but then I got his neck in a major leg-lock and he was like chokin an shit. It was so funny. But then Leesah turned the goddam hose on us so we wouldnt track mud all over the hous and Vince totally grabbed her and threw her in the mud with us! That'll teach her for sprayin me with the hose, right? She aint talking to us yet. But you can tell she liked it. Ok. So anyone in the yard is officially fair game this year. Mud wrassling is optional depending on how much mud we got back there and how close youre standing to it when you get nabbed.

This is so gonna rock.

Love,
Medoc

That's more like it

Now it's all nice out, we can lay out on the balconies and stuff. It was way hot today, so I'm hangin out here with my laptop, a foo-foo drink (shut up, it's got ice and fruit), layin in the deck chair, wearin nothing but a pair of fish nets. There's meat marinating in the fridge for tomorrow, and Winnie's makin that KICK-ASS potatoo salad.

This is the fuckin' life.

Later we're gonna set off bottle rockets. Don't worry, wel'l wait 'till everyones asleep.

I wonder if we got any pudding.

Love,
Medoc

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

HERE I AM POSTING IN MY FUCKIN BLOG.

Put the damn cattle prod away.

All the noise outside better fuckin STOP really damn soon ok, 'cause I'm NOT gonna listen to that shit every day. Get the pool done, and shut the fuck up. What do we need another pool for anyways? We got one in the basement already. How hedonish can we get? Maybe we need another house too. Oh right, I forgot, some of us already have other houses. Howcome they can't build pools at those houses, and leave the back yard here alone?

YEAH im' bein a crab today. You got a problem with that? Im going downstairs to get coffee then i'm going back up to my room and I'm gonna sit here an watch TV all day. Unless by SOME MIRACLE I FALL BACK ASLEEP.

Fuckers.

Love, Medoc

I am in so much troubl

Remember a couple posts down i was talking about my girlfriend Donna and how I couldn't link to her blog cause she doesnt have one? Well finally she got a blog and I didn't make a link to it within like 5 seconds, so I'm in all kinds of deep shit. So here's a fuckin link. I'll put one on the side too. Hows about I'll get it tattood on my ass.

Love,
Medoc